frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

• good for you
• thanks a lot
• yeah right
• nice to know
• wow
• way to go
• totally
• ok buddy

baebly:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you 

am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?

deerpong:

I have the ugliest laugh in the world probably

ezrakoneig:

“i know what you are”

“say it. outloud.”

“( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”